Female:*farts*
Male: ew did you just fart
Female: yeah, it's the human body, get over it
Male: you're gross. I now hate you.
Male: ew did you just fart
Female: yeah, it's the human body, get over it
Male: you're gross. I now hate you.
by Lightbulb24 June 13, 2019
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Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Your joke was so Brain-farting
I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted
I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted
by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019
Get the Brain-farting mug.The name applied to a member of the party sent away from the main group, whether voluntarily or not, due to extraordinary, rancid flatulence.
Bob: Why is Nick sitting over on the other side of the park? Shouldn't he be hanging out with us?
Tom: Ahh, he's a fucking fart leper. Ate beans for lunch and wouldn't stop that farting shit, fuckin' guy.
Tom: Ahh, he's a fucking fart leper. Ate beans for lunch and wouldn't stop that farting shit, fuckin' guy.
by Air Base Hooker August 15, 2019
Get the Fart Leper mug.Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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Person 1: hey did you fart?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: oh, I thought you did, sorry I was just trying to make a filler conversation because the author of this definition can't think of anything
Person 1:what?
Person 2:what?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: oh, I thought you did, sorry I was just trying to make a filler conversation because the author of this definition can't think of anything
Person 1:what?
Person 2:what?
by Fuckinguhhhhhh August 18, 2019
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