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Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
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Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
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A man who can't count how many chromosomes he has. he hates when people steal coal for them and will hate them for eternity if they do so. He is the largest speed on Earth and likes playing mobile games as much as Miller. He tries to suck his own penis but gets stuck because he isn't flexible enough. Slow ass runner with an IQ equivalent to a rock.
"Joe, what the fuck."
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His cock is so big i cant bare it every time joe flashes his huge cock i just cant resist but to wrap my mouth around it and slurp up all that nut milk as my hairy cunt squirts violently
His cock is so big i cant bare it every time joe flashes his huge cock i just cant resist but to wrap my mouth around it and slurp up all that nut milk as my hairy cunt squirts violently
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