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Alright calm down John

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
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John Paul

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by Dave Quita November 23, 2021
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John(epic gamer)

He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer
Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing
by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019
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To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
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Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
by TymmH June 8, 2024
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John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet
Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.
by Colina August 5, 2018
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John

john is a emo his other name is mundae he is a emo who is kinda cool ig but yk
"omg there is john so cool"
by swaggyhoe2829 November 5, 2021
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