ur mom

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth

person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you

by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022

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Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.

Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.

by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021

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