by Diustinswife December 21, 2016
by Cum hoarder November 02, 2020
A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.
by Fatmongoloid October 30, 2023
Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
by DDOSAMABAE September 16, 2022
jack is a very good bloke that gives me donuts every day and has a massive nose and likes to shove bateries up his asshole
by poopybumbum69 August 20, 2024
the act of stroking your member at a medium pace while self reflecting on ones failures and shortcomings.
by blue lobster August 16, 2022