Life

Life is something we never asked for.
Life is a bitch.

"omg bro you're such a life!"

by icrythatsit November 2, 2021

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Life scrubbing

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all life's problems and/ or troubles

why is ashely taking so long to shower?
Leave her alone she is life scrubbing

by Kandy apples April 6, 2016

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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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Life

A thing that has a meaning, until you find a meaning, then it becomes meaningles and you have to find a meaning again.

Person 1: Ever think about the meaning of life?
Person 2: No, I gave up.
Person 1: I don't think it's that hard to find life's meaning, just think a bit harder!
Person 2: No, I mean I gave up on life.

by Pineapple Warrior January 2, 2020

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Life

A long, but sometimes hard, boring tine, that makes you change who you are and how you act. It also changed your relationships with your friends, family and lovers. But life is to short, and that is the truth, even though it hurts. -Angelina Diaz

School is a waist of our life time......to...... I need more time, even if I go back to school

by Angie21 January 12, 2017

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