Better going then coming

When a you see a chic from a distance thinking she's hot then as she comes closer she's not that hot but as she passes you she has the hottest ass.

Man 1: "wow see that chic, she's hot, she's coming closer"
Man 2: "umm... she's not that hot"
Man 1: "ewww yeah ya right, but god damn she has a nice ass"
Man 2: "Better going then coming"

by Emitts79 October 26, 2011

29 going on 40

A receding middle-aged male who is singular interested in fornication (often heterosexual, but also possibly homosexual).

Eric:
Hey Oren, what are you up to tonight?

Ethan:
Not much, trying to get some poon...or cock...whatever this burnt auburn-colored hair can get me!

Eric:
Man, you are "29 going on 40" !

by PulaPulla December 25, 2008

Skew-her to go

When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.

The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove

by The bleached asshole July 3, 2014

Merry-go-round

A bunch of bitches locking arms in a circular pattern. Each dude then chooses his “horse”, they then proceed to rotate counterclockwise periodically.

Jeremy: Duuuuuuude you totally missed out bro. No joke there was a 20 person Merry-go-round at the party last night.

Timothy: SHIT man I had to work, that SUCKS!!!

by TheSonOfFronk June 2, 2018

pay as you go peasant

Someone who will only use a pay as you go mobile phone service and is always running out of credit, forcing you to ring them back

"I've got no credit"

"Pay as you go peasant!"

by trist December 9, 2008

Looks like it's going to rain

A perfect phrase for initiating small talk; can also be used when a conversation goes awry;can use this phrase even when the weather looks perfectly fine

Stranger (ordering food): Can I get a hotdog with ketchup only?

Food stand guy prepares the food.

Stranger (waiting for the food): Looks like it's going to rain.

Food stand guy: Yeah! Weather is not looking too nice!

Stranger: So where are you from?

by jrwstore June 24, 2011

Go Eat Your Foot

A phrase to say when upset by a friend's snotty-ness

Oh, Go eat your foot!

by Someplace Dude November 17, 2010