caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.

After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.

by olbluejr July 8, 2016

folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.

Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

by GlennNasty January 11, 2018

fart

The term, "Fart" Is mainly used by people with broken and 2017 humor. They really do believe that their funny even though they arent.

Im gonna fart on your face, Timothy!

by Niznet January 17, 2024

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

Chainsaw Fart

A type of fart that mimics the sound of a running chainsaw.

“Bro I have to fart.”
“Gotta let a chainsaw fart out.”
“Bro this one gonna sound like a construction site fr”

by big stinky cat November 26, 2024

Fart

When your ass relieves a gust of wind from which comes from your poop tubes.

Alex farted so loud it stunk up the whole house and everyone had to evacuate

by Mattroop420 November 24, 2015

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022