Cheese Weight

a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.

"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"

by Motocross Rider 3 June 01, 2019

Cheese wedging

The act of gnawing on a girls vagina voraciously until it bleeds during cunnilingus then shouting "cheese it lads I gotta go in the hidey hole. From that point you sodomize your partner instead.

"Yo bro I was cheese wedging my girl the other day and now she's mad what do I do?"

"I dunno bro did you use lube before part two?"

"No"

"I'd be mad too"

by T-s w i z Z z and add anotha May 26, 2024

Butter-Nut Cheese

WHAT DYLAN SMELLS LIKE

Dylan be smellin like butter-nut cheese

by Lix_iDrxp September 16, 2022

Cheese stuffed roll

All human knowledge in one word

Jeff: What Do you think about the climate change?
Bob: Cheese stuffed roll
Jeff: Wow i underestimated your knowledge until now

by RD Versus March 16, 2018

Dream Cheese

A 'cheese' resulting from a wet dream and then proceeding to not shower or bathe for the following day

"Eric, Why do you smell like dream cheese?!"

by Callon Kelliano October 07, 2011

Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.

Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..

by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016

Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021