Noun: Someone who fronts like they smoke large amounts of marijuana on a daily basis, but when you actually smoke with them they ask all stupid and can't handle their shit.
Rip bags often sketch out, or talk about "trippin" or hallucinating while high when in reality, that is not even possible and they're just rip bags.
Real stoners hate kids like this.
Rip bags often sketch out, or talk about "trippin" or hallucinating while high when in reality, that is not even possible and they're just rip bags.
Real stoners hate kids like this.
Person 1: "Man I smoked with Jim on the weekend, he sketched out hard and acted like a total dumbass."
Person 2 "Yeah, Jim is a total rip bag, he needs to chill the fuck out."
Jim: "Yo man I got like super stoned on the weekend and like punched a cop in the face."
Person 2 "Yeah, Jim is a total rip bag, he needs to chill the fuck out."
Jim: "Yo man I got like super stoned on the weekend and like punched a cop in the face."
by titfuck42069 May 7, 2012
Get the Rip Bagmug. 
A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.
Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?
Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.
Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?
Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.
Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?
by The Chemicals July 30, 2009
Get the D-Bag Hagmug. (1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!
(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!
(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!
by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 16, 2006
Get the vampire tea bagmug. 1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005
Get the douche bag queenmug. What you say to your teammates when you are about to lose in a game. Usually followed by a lot of points, resulting in winning, unless you are playing golf. Then you get lower scores.
Team 1 and Team 2 are playing basketball. Team 2 is losing by 2 points. (4 basketball points.)
Team 1: Ha! Try winning now, Assholes.
Team 2 (one person to the other): Don't worry. We've got this in a bag.
Team 2 proceeds to make 6 basketball points. They win the game.
Team 1: Ha! Try winning now, Assholes.
Team 2 (one person to the other): Don't worry. We've got this in a bag.
Team 2 proceeds to make 6 basketball points. They win the game.
by TheOriginalHobo April 6, 2013
Get the We've Got This in a Bagmug. by Nyquillis Dillwad May 21, 2008
Get the Dime Bagmug.