MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021

ur mom

word that can be used as the ultimate comeback from you friends

*****DO NOT USE IF PERSON DOES NOW HAVE A MOM*****

Person 1 : hay what are you doing?

Person 2 : ur mom

Person 1 : hey wanna hang today??

Person 2 : cant i'm hanging with ur mom

Person 1 : hey your cute

Person 2 : ur moms cute

Person 1 : ur ugly

Person 2 : so is ur mom

by ur mom April 22, 2022

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019

UR mom

FAT

ur mom is fat

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 December 2, 2021

Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover

“What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”

by dylanthedino October 30, 2019

ur mom

used to express excitement about question

What books do we need for school? Ur mom!!!

by umommy is a doggy March 5, 2021

your mom

was nice last night

ohhhhh yeaaaaahh reaaal good
i fuck your mom every week on tuesdays

by Shadow XX March 8, 2019