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John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack
Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy
by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020
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John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports
"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief
by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020
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Michael John

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy
by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020
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John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.
"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"
by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020
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john fisher

a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"

Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."
by Voice_Memos_Application March 29, 2024
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John McGraw

The act of being a pussy when the bros wanna do something fun
Hey Jake, wanna go to the strip club

Nah man, I’m feeling pretty John McGraw
by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 14, 2019
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John spencer

American actor best known his role as chief of staff for martin sheen's president Bartlett on NBC s the west wing. Spencer got his start in the 1960s on the"Patty duke show". John spencer passed away of a heart attack in 2005. His lantern jaw and deep robust laughter will be missed by all.
John spencer had a wide and varied career in TV. Movies and live theater. As well as recurring roles in the mid 1970s at barter theater in abington virginia.
by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021
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