Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)
by egerton September 9, 2020
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by Obronzed May 29, 2019
Get the Jack mug.Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
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Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
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A special martial arts move where the attacker pulls down the opponents pants and proceeds to pull on his pubic hair.
by bigdaddie43 January 30, 2025
Get the The Jack Attack mug.A Jack Roberts is a person with elite music taste, yet that is not their only good trait. He also is a massive womanizer and is also described as a, rizzler, pussymagnet, charmer as well as the best at pulling girls on holiday. He also is very good with kids (not like Michael Jackson).
by Sexywexy12 August 7, 2023
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