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the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.
“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”
by Regret June 10, 2020
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double-second-cousin

Double-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
My double-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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Churham Double

In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:

Cu = Su*2

*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit

The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).

CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Bob: "Count Chocula, How many squats did you do today?"
Count Chocula: "I did 1000 squats today"
Bob: "That's a spooky number of squats!"
Count Chocula: "Oh yes - I should mention, they were Churham Doubles"
Bob: "Oh I see, so you actually did 500 squats today"
by dudewad September 28, 2022
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Double Loading

that feel when a DC takes lysate and RNA and cures cancer. #electroporation
Damn dude my grandma was about to die until the DECKER too her DC and did double loading and saved her life. Thank god for science!
by mrallele April 13, 2022
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Double Homie

A person who is friends with 2 people who are siblings.
Dorothy is a double homie, she is friends with both of my children.
by panda3ooo November 27, 2009
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double-faced entendre

A double-faced entendre is somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil. Coined himself by Oliver Tree
Oliver tree gave me his word that he would cut me in at 5% earnings from this. Hopefully his hearing isn't double-faced entendre.
by Shel Silverstein November 7, 2022
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double barrel shotgun

When you shit while having a orgasm.
Eric just got a double barrel shotgun from Megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load!
by Dicklarious Darren October 18, 2013
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