October 14th

Bad bitch dayyy, if you were born on this day you slay all day

person: oml you were born on october 14th?
other person: yes biatch I slay

by PriapusLevi November 16, 2022

October 25

National the dumbest white girl was born on this day. Your a whore 🙈

Random: Who's birthday is today again?
Me: October 25, Duh The fat dumb white cow was born today 😂

by thatbitchyourmanisallover November 20, 2022

October 30

Only hot and sexy people (like Cheezy) are born October 30, October 30 is also known as a national day of hot people.

Hey girl, aren't you born at October 30? Coz I wanna fuck you.

by Cheezy71 November 28, 2022

october 14th

the day that Keelin Chatfield and Ethan Hughes will start dating

I'm having my party on October 14th, oh wait that's when Keelin and Ethan start dating

by Nibbyslip#number3 September 15, 2022

October 1st

October 1st is the National Get Your Partener Out for Coffee Day, meaning that you have to go out for coffee or a date no matter the circumstances.

Gf: Hey, it's October 1st!
Bf: and?
Gf: You don't know?
Bf: No, what is it
Gf: We're breaking up.

by TsukiiLmao September 17, 2022

October 7

fvck ur bsf day. have s3x with ur bsf day. give ur bsf the most toe curling eye rolling sheet gripping head theyve ever received

“omg bsf guess what day it is today!”
“uhh idk a saturday?”
“no silly its october 7th, fvck ur bsf day!”
then they fvck

by find1ngtori September 18, 2022

october 1st

national tidy day

gf has to show their bf their tits day

gorgeous it's October 1st aka national tidy day

by i'm_not_here September 21, 2022