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October 18

by cock control October 17, 2019
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13th of October

The absolute best people were born on this day. They’re understanding, sweet, kind, funny and spectacular. Everyone should have a friend born on this day!
Person 1: “Hey whens your birthday?”
Person 2: “13th of October.”
Person 1: *Gets down on the floor and worships*
by Rinnie! January 21, 2023
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October 31st

Apart from being the day known as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters it is also the national tell your crush you have feelings for them day.
Raf: today is October 31st should I tell my crush I like her?
Blyatmobile: yes totally, today is the day!
by onearoskata8lhptikosneos October 30, 2019
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October 16

"It's National Slap Someone Day!" This wonderful day, you get to slap anyone you want. That includes ANYONE, your girlfriend/boyfriend, your bestie, A friend, your mom, or dad, your sibling, WHOEVER! (be careful though please!)
guy 1: "What day is it?
guy 2: "October 16th, Why?"
guy 1: *slaps guy 2*
guy 2: "Why did you do that!?"
guy 1: "it's national Slap Someone day! That's why!"
by smxles October 16, 2021
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October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020
“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday
by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020
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October 19th

Give yo girl the sloppiest toppy ever
October 19th

Girl - he gave me the sloppiest most saliva enduring toppy last night
by faxmaster62 October 18, 2022
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October 31

It’s Halloween people get your crush and ask the em out or tell them you like them
Person 1:Hey it’s October 31! Do you know what ur going to be for Halloween?
Crush: Yeah?
Person 1: My girlfriend
by Ur mom may be gayyy October 30, 2019
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