John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 1, 2020

credance johns

a true, honest, bloke and and likes Georgia

Credance johns is a mad bloke

by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020

Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 6, 2018

john moose

John MOOSE

JOHN MOOSE

by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018

John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible

Awe shit I just got John Semend

by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021

john mackenroe

Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".

I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.

by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023

John

John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.

He must be a john!

by Tiny Asian thing January 18, 2020