King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.

All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!

by LePost James May 10, 2023

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pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

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Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

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Simp King

King Simp or Simp King is a male who is overly desperate for the approval of women and will use anything at his disposal by (sacrificing his money, power, his time, his freedom, his manhood, his dignity or his self-esteem) to get a woman to love him.

Michael B. Jordan is a Simp King for bowing down to Lori Harvey.

by #TheQuickness April 3, 2021

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