Hand ting

Something that can fit in your hand, that can also be classed as a ting.

“Hey, can you pass that hand ting over there”

by Hand ting November 1, 2020

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

hell off right hand

WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand

My friend has hell off right hand!

by melanieeeee May 17, 2018

butter hand job

Trouser biscuit

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

by Candermusic January 23, 2018

mr./ms. lucky hands

a person (male or female) who solves things in a wrong or negligent way but somehow it works

(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)

-how much score did you got in the exam? i got 30/100

-90/100

-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.

-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...

by hoxton1998 June 20, 2024

Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

by AceRoot October 22, 2023

hammer hand

To hit some one hard af

I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands

by Eli Globe April 20, 2021