Kentucky Hot Brown

Having sex in a stable, while smothering your partner with shit from a horse that has raced in the Kentucky derby, while eating KFC.

I met her an the infeild at Churchill Downs, then took her back to the stable for a Kentucky Hot Brown.

by Whodonym? May 8, 2018

Adam Tod Brown

Host of the popular internet podcasts "Unpopular Opinion" as well as being the world record holder for amount of dicks taken up the ass at once.

Hey man, have you heard Adam Tod Brown's terrible comedy? They should replace him with Brett Rader.

by Trapdoor Lover July 8, 2016

Upside Down Brown Cake

The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is performing a headstand. During this position his penis is inserted into her anus while the man defecates into her vagina.

This is difficult and will most likely cause his feces to enter the vagina while simultaneously dripping down her body and face like chocolate on a cake.

Last night at the orgy I saw someone doing the Upside Down Brown Cake so I played with myself performing a Sleeper Hold because it was so hot.

by FattUnit April 29, 2011

Scale of 1 to Chris Brown

It means you're really really pissed off.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you?

by ghibby June 25, 2014

Hit it Like Chris Brown

A sexual act referring to the scene of when Chris Brown hit Rihanna.

Tyrone: Hey so I went to my baby girl's house last night.
Amari: Ahhh, did you smash?
Tyrone: Nahhh, I did something better!

I hit it like Chris Brown.
Amari: YOU HIT LIKE CHRIS BROWN?!?!
Tyrone: I HIT IT LIKE CHRIS BROWN!!!
Amari: My nigga! God damn!

by Why him? January 5, 2017

D-town Brown Frown

one must taketh a obese black woman into the rear of a Ford F150. This must have a heavy duty suspension because you will be laying her down on her back. using her giant orangatang nipples you envision the eyes of a smiley face. however this is no smiley face this is a d-town brown frown which intails the use of her stomach fatt. you pull this fatt apart and toward yourself ceating a frowny face. Enjoy my nukkas

yo homie lets go to the corner of dequindre and 8 mile to pick up some chicks willing to do the d-town brown frown.
Yeah lets do it they got some serius Phattys round there!

by supa main February 26, 2009

brown eye cream pie

a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it

your mom likes it when i give her a brown eye cream pie

by ihotcarledyourmom February 16, 2008