Lego Hand

To make a Lego hand to choke someone

Amy Lego handed Ethan
Amy is a mean Lego hander

by Ethan D'Souza April 12, 2021

rock hands

rock hands means you are deeply in love with me

“i use the rock hands because i am deeply in love with you”

by plant_die May 8, 2022

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013

hands

Hands. Just like the one you (probably) have. They're full of germs and they touch things they're not supposed to.

"Oh my god..i have..hands.."
"Its 3am please just go to bed"

by luckyliquid September 29, 2023

Hande

Hande means laugh or laughter in Persian and is a Turkish given name. All Handes are lovely<3

Hande is the best girl i’ve ever seen^^

by Sugarcandy13 November 29, 2021