shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.
by Ivan Otteronmi January 22, 2012
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Fat shit

A shit so large, it’s reached the bottom of the toilet and still coming out your fat ass
Fucking Joe just destroyed that toilet with a fat shit
by Ya boi fat possum March 01, 2021
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scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.
"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."
by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013
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Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.
I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.
by Shaymer December 26, 2017
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Shit For Tit

Giving nothing, or something much lesser then what is given to you. Comes from a woman giving a guy sexual pleasure, and he giving nothing back.
"Dude I'll trade you my sandwich for those cookies."
"Man, thats shit for tit."

Also can be said and/or is related to shit for your tit
by K-Yarn November 16, 2012
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foam shit

When you drink excessive amounts of beer and the next time you use the restroom, your fecal matter has a foamyfrothy texture to it.
Dick Navy drank an 18 pack on his own last night. He’s gonna take a serious foam shit...

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by Miggy the Machete November 02, 2017
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Shit Haps

"Shit happens". Used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects
Dude: Man, I can't believe she dumped me.
Man: Shit haps, dude.
by Foust Foust Foust January 03, 2012
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