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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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install a hole

the act of digging a hole, most often a grave!
Scenario #1
Fred: Hey boss we gonna install a hole today?

Boss: Nope, but ill beep u when i got someone.

Scenario #2
Boss: Hey, you free today? I need to install a hole!

Fred: Yeah I'm free, just bring the shovels!
by Fr3d Sm1th April 23, 2009
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heavy hole

Rude, but potentially affectionate Scottish slang for anyone of rather sizable, fat, hench or big proportions.
Huv ye seen Theresa after her gastric band op? She used tae be such a heavy hole, noo she's a skinnymalink!

Naw, YOU go tell that heavy hole tae get aff the bench press, cunt's a fucking unit!
by Bletherskite June 3, 2024
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oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.
After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.
by NCHawk November 24, 2013
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pain in the ass hole

Often used in the gay community used to refer to someone who is hung causing immense damage to your rectum
Dear God, I was out with Kevin last night. He's a huge pain in the ass hole.
by Jayjaykink February 24, 2023
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bazooka hole

A vagina that looks really munted and loose a.k.a been blown up
The girl I went home with last night had a bazooka hole like a head had been shoved in it.
by SlipperyNanny October 23, 2013
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polar hole

Using a vibrator or dildo after having placed it in the freezer
Betsy totally did a polar hole with her magic wand last night
by BWL23 October 20, 2017
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