Having sex in a stable, while smothering your partner with shit from a horse that has raced in the Kentucky derby, while eating KFC.
I met her an the infeild at Churchill Downs, then took her back to the stable for a Kentucky Hot Brown.
by Whodonym? February 27, 2018
"Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
by TeAmare October 10, 2013
The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is performing a headstand. During this position his penis is inserted into her anus while the man defecates into her vagina.
This is difficult and will most likely cause his feces to enter the vagina while simultaneously dripping down her body and face like chocolate on a cake.
This is difficult and will most likely cause his feces to enter the vagina while simultaneously dripping down her body and face like chocolate on a cake.
Last night at the orgy I saw someone doing the Upside Down Brown Cake so I played with myself performing a Sleeper Hold because it was so hot.
by FattUnit April 11, 2011
by ghibby June 25, 2014
Tyrone: Hey so I went to my baby girl's house last night.
Amari: Ahhh, did you smash?
Tyrone: Nahhh, I did something better!
I hit it like Chris Brown.
Amari: YOU HIT LIKE CHRIS BROWN?!?!
Tyrone: I HIT IT LIKE CHRIS BROWN!!!
Amari: My nigga! God damn!
Amari: Ahhh, did you smash?
Tyrone: Nahhh, I did something better!
I hit it like Chris Brown.
Amari: YOU HIT LIKE CHRIS BROWN?!?!
Tyrone: I HIT IT LIKE CHRIS BROWN!!!
Amari: My nigga! God damn!
by Why him? January 05, 2017
a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it
by ihotcarledyourmom February 16, 2008
one must taketh a obese black woman into the rear of a Ford F150. This must have a heavy duty suspension because you will be laying her down on her back. using her giant orangatang nipples you envision the eyes of a smiley face. however this is no smiley face this is a d-town brown frown which intails the use of her stomach fatt. you pull this fatt apart and toward yourself ceating a frowny face. Enjoy my nukkas
yo homie lets go to the corner of dequindre and 8 mile to pick up some chicks willing to do the d-town brown frown.
Yeah lets do it they got some serius Phattys round there!
Yeah lets do it they got some serius Phattys round there!
by supa main February 27, 2009