Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.

Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*

by Anal_eraser November 24, 2020

Dragon deez nuts across your face

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.

You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

by topsdemise June 5, 2021

You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do

“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut”

by Real Ram October 9, 2019

hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers

Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.

Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!

by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013

November 13th You can Nut day

On November 13th you are allowed one beating of the meat during no nut November. However, it can only be used on the 13th of November nine other.

“Bro u see it’s November 13th you can nut day ???”- friend

Me- “yeah ima bout to beat”

by Swagmoney123swag November 12, 2019

Nut In her Kitty, Escape in the Two Fiddy

The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.

I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.

by friedtater69 December 1, 2021

Extra Fancy Unsalted Mixed Nuts

When you have a gangbang with many different races of people in it. Usually consisting of an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, an Indian, a Mexican, etc.

Guy 1: Oh man, that was the best thing of Extra Fancy Unsalted Mixed Nuts I ever had last night.

Guy 2: Eww, dude you do that?

by Potato Lover April 13, 2014