blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017

Shit baggin

Talking a walk after shitting in ones pants.

Johnny had no sense. His parents never potty trained him, every day after school, you can see him shit baggin his way home.

by Oboefreak November 29, 2015

Baby Shitting

When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.

"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".

by UrbanKel November 15, 2017

Shit-stunned

Becoming disabled by the power of poop

Shit-stunned , I shit so hard and so nasty that you become disoriented

by Saecjo August 10, 2015

Shit Banger

A shit banger is when you take a shit and it blows of your butt with a big 'bang'.

Be careful Timmy, you might get a shit banger

by Bridke September 1, 2016

questionable shit

remember the questionable shit you masturbate to at 3 AM that night, yeah

Brother: "You beat your meat to some questionable shits last night"
You: "How did you know that?!"

by Phuza December 2, 2021

Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017