by Costcowholesale May 18, 2019
Get the Poopmug. person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.
person 2: what the fuck
person 2: what the fuck
by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022
Get the poopmug. Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
Get the poop decorationmug. person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night
by bug juice October 23, 2023
Get the poop clappingmug. 
Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.
by Meenuh April 15, 2014
Get the poop shirtmug. kid- i did a poop
mom- ok
mom- ok
by BELUGA UWU February 23, 2022
Get the poopmug.