Poop

Something that is brown and long that comes out of your butt.

I pooped today.

by DJ Callie October 10, 2019

Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020

poop donkeys

a pet donkey made of poop

poop donkeys make great pets, you can play with them, they're great for skin and hair

by natchbait June 6, 2011

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

by Stave1 October 1, 2017

Poop

The funniest thing on the internet

Poop funny

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Daddy Poop

Poop from your daddy (not dad)

Daddy poop when?

by UwU:v January 16, 2018

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024