Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.
by The Creator April 28, 2003
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monkey butt

Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.
"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"
by orangesapples July 16, 2008
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Server Room Monkey

This is the asshole that thinks he's so important that he constantly has to go into the server room and stay in there for lengthy periods of time to make himself feel big and mighty.

Oddly, This person most likely also experiences crotchrot , eats skank salad , and is himself a general hick.
by Bill W April 22, 2004
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RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS

what a rich man needs

a poor person has

we cant live without it

itssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x
ali zayed aka fat ass, RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS
by RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS June 19, 2010
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G key monkey

One of a breed of 3D-modelling novices who tend to over-use the repeat command, for which 'G' is the shortcut (in the Maya software package). Play on 'cheeky monkey'.
"You better go help that G key monkey before he ruins his mesh."
by Encantadoro August 02, 2006
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Monkey Water

The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax

Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy
Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water
by RealismIsKey November 22, 2019
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Mexican Monkey Fist

When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.
Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?

Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.
by AmmrJammr February 17, 2018
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