Blonde

Blonde is a Frank Ocean album.

Person 1: Did you listen to Blond yesterday? Person 2: Its called blonde not blond

by frankoceanaddicted August 10, 2024

Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

Blondaholic

Being extremely addicted to blonde females.
you cant get away from them.

My brother im cooked, im a blondaholic

by ur cooked December 16, 2023

blode

Variant spelling of "blowed", the non-standard regularised past form of "blow". Usually found in the form of "blode up", as a
the past of "blow up" (to explode).

After a tweet unexpectedly gets considerable traction on Twitter, the author may add "wow this blode up" before adding a request that this newfound large audience visit a website, follow someone, purchase a product, etc. (known as a "plug").

by Denver Wagner February 7, 2024

Blonderexia

Addiction to blondes, blonde fetish.

Help bro I suffer from Blonderexia, I only find blondes attractive.

by Blonderexia February 29, 2024

blondemower

Spinning your dickin a helicopter motion mushroom slapping your women in the face maultiple times

Slapping women in the face maultiple times with your dick -blondemower

by Milmine March 29, 2024