ass beer

beer drank after being poured down someone else butt crack

i lost a bet to my buddy so i had to drink his ass beer

by big daddy springs January 20, 2010

ass-bang

a more polite saying of ass fuck

hey babe you wanna ass-bang. Dude i just ass-banged this chick today.

by BDJT December 16, 2010

medicine ass

farts produced as a result of medicine ingestion

Had a cold and took some cough syrup. Short time later I'm passing gas resulting in a severe case of medicine ass.

by Mr. Johnsen October 15, 2010

ass jeans

That one pair of jeans that makes you look in the mirror and say, "I'd tap that." Also known as the pair of jeans your butt looks best in.

"I went out today and bought a pair of Sevens... I think they might be my new ass jeans."

by agentthirteen April 14, 2009

crabbin' ass

someone that always borrows from others, bumming off of people.. bumming cigs, no car, needs a ride all the time, no job, borrows money from everyone, never can pay their own way.. etc

Your crabbin' ass need to get a job.
You're a crabbin' ass.

by KiLL January 18, 2006

ass crunchies

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

by lb49cj July 21, 2006

Ass Shandy

Used to describe the usage of the rectum as a cocktail glass. One may be forced to do handstands to serve the consumer of said Ass Shandy. Also can describe a situation one may find themselves in where abuse of some description may very well manifest itself.

Holy shit man did you see 'lost' the other night, that kid walt is gonna be turned into some pirate's ass shandy!

I ain't fuckin going to the brookhouse tonight, i'll be made into some badger boy's ass shandy!

by russell road crew June 14, 2006