monkey butt

Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.

"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"

by orangesapples August 10, 2008

Server Room Monkey

This is the asshole that thinks he's so important that he constantly has to go into the server room and stay in there for lengthy periods of time to make himself feel big and mighty.

Oddly, This person most likely also experiences crotchrot , eats skank salad , and is himself a general hick.

Andy is a server room monkey.

by Bill W April 22, 2004

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS

what a rich man needs

a poor person has

we cant live without it

itssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x

ali zayed aka fat ass, RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS

by RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS June 21, 2010

G key monkey

One of a breed of 3D-modelling novices who tend to over-use the repeat command, for which 'G' is the shortcut (in the Maya software package). Play on 'cheeky monkey'.

"You better go help that G key monkey before he ruins his mesh."

by Encantadoro August 2, 2006

Monkey Water

The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax

Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy

Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water

by RealismIsKey November 21, 2019

monkey bob \ic\is

monkey bob:insane
monkey bobic: insane some fo the time
monkey bobis:insane all of the time

tommy is monkey bobis

by leasha January 16, 2004

Mexican Monkey Fist

When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.

Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?

Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.

by AmmrJammr February 17, 2018