Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
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The Waifu King (Peter) went into AniList.com looking at a Siscon manga for 40 minutes. Right after he was caught lacking, the whole group chat flamed him and it was the start of his revenge. He soon started bagging waifus left and right and gained his title "The Waifu King"
Joel: "Aye have you seen Peter?"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"
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