The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
Get the second-hand offensemug. by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023
Get the Second-hand Girlmug. by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021
Get the Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combomug. "Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022
Get the faff-handedmug. The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.
by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023
Get the Hand Meatmug. October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.
by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019
Get the National Hold Hands Daymug. Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
by Keanu B September 24, 2022
Get the Second hand selfkillingmug.