cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017

Fire one in her

To describe the act of screwing a lady.

"Guess what Dan I met your mum last night. Ended up taking her back to the supermarket toilets to fire one in her"

"No wonder she was walking funny Steve, I thought she had just been drinking again"

by Ste Crayston August 25, 2007

Pull a fast one

When you go to the bathroom or saying you are going to use the bathroom but you are actually going to get drunk do drugs jerk off or have sex or leave

Don't pull a fast one on me we gotta get this shit done man

by Goozoozfrabaa September 13, 2019

one eye open drunk

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.

I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017

rub out the easy one

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex

I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.

by yugocar May 4, 2006

Pull a fast one on me

Attempt to scam, trick, or con someone without the person noticing. But Once the person being scamed finally realizes what's going on they acknowledge what just happened by saying

"they tried to pull a fast one on me" or

"Did you just try to pull a fast one on me"

This term can also be used if someone actually scamed you , tricked you ,robbed you etc. without you realizing it until after it happens

Example:
I was helping this guy out and he "pulled a fast one on me" He took all my money

(Girl #1) : My Co worker offered me 5.00 to take him home, so I gave him a ride...but he tried to "Pull a fast one on me "

(Girl #2): Why? what happened?

(Girl #1): He said he lost his five dollar bill

by Myke Nozam July 1, 2015

to talk out of ones ass

to act like you know what you're talking about when you really have no clue

Bob: Did you know that the quantum theorum can also be used in biology?
LeeRoy: Man, you talkin outta yo ass

by Pink1 November 4, 2004