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ThooooBJGUN LIFE

THEY HATE ON OUR ODDS OF breaking JUSTICE'S GIVES US NEGATIVE laws is forcing EVERYBODY. POLICE BRUTALITY AND law breakers law broker's LBJ2K. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thoooobjgun LIFE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
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life

by Sophie Mares March 30, 2020
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Life

by A_Little_Girl March 22, 2020
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Life

Seemingly endless pain and suffering. What you thought that was bad? Now you have to come to terms with the fact that you are now in a perpetual state of decay, with your mind very slowly degrading as you age, and until the moment your body decides to finnally give up on its self (or you get killed some other way) you have to pay to continue existing!! Hurray!! At least you have an endless black void to go to when you aren't suffering in the waking world- wait, you can suffer there too? Aw shit.

Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.
"Urgh, I hate life"
"No! Go out and live it!"
"What's life?"
"Pain"

"JIMMY NO-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
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Half Life 3

BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH

its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

valve cant even count to three!!!
Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!
by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023
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Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.
Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."
by BeansyWeansy June 6, 2024
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life

yo look at john! he has no life! of course not hes a discord moderator.
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