Cunt Check

The Art Of Expanding The Minimap On GTA V Online, As To Check If There Are Indeed Any 'Cunts' In The Nearby Vicinity That May Want To Kill You.

Bob: Hey, You Gonna Do A Cunt Check, People Might Be Trying To Kill You.
Steve: Woah! There's A Fuckwit Trying To Kill Me! Good Thing You Told Me To Do The Cunt Check Bob!

by The Creator Of The Cunt Check. November 30, 2013

sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.

Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*

by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013

Poop Check

When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.

"Dude, I can't wait till Friday. I'm going to buy myself a Christmas present with my poop check. "

by Spike Speedwrentch December 4, 2013

Chick check

The female equivalent to "Man Check" meaning to surprise some by yelling "Chick Check!" then kick or punch that person in the crotch.

Carly: "Hey Lesa why do you have ice pack on your crotch?"

Lesa: "I was baby-sitting and the kid totally Chick Checked me."

Carly: "Ouch!"

by Malik-Metallic12 March 11, 2014

color check

Asking a girl what color her panties are

Guy: "Color check"
Girl: "Pink thong"

by anonymous2x2x May 8, 2014

wifey check

a cheating spouse learns the wherabouts of the other before making plans for an extramarital rendezvous This is always followed with a communication of some kind to let the other know all is well with me, I'm home, etc.

I did a wifey check and we are on for this evening.

by [e-mail] January 30, 2015

adrenaline check

A quick rush of adrenaline that subsides due to a realization that the cause for the adrenaline rush was a false alarm.

The volunteer firefighter's pager went off causing an adrenaline check only to find out that it wasn't an emergency.

by fsxflyhigh April 11, 2015