Cat

A four legged creature made out of fur they can be very cute but can also be very annoying for example when you are sleeping and they jump to the bed and start walking on you also they spit out fucking fur balls

Cats Are Complete Jerks

by Why Werent Done 6 July 27, 2018

Cat

1. A 4-legged, intelligent animal that would probably kill you if it was a little bigger.

2. a.k.a. Coital Alignment Technique. A sex position that is similar to missionary but the man's chest is at the woman's shoulders.

Guy 1: Me and Freya had sex last night!
Guy 2: Oh my god! What position did you do?
Guy 1: Well, we're both not very experienced so we did the cat!

by old handle August 14, 2014

Camper cat

A man who has been recently liberated from a long miserable relationship in which he lost his primary dwelling to. He now stays in a camper living his best life by the lake

“Bruh, did you see how happy Tom is?
“Yeah man, good for him... total camper cat”

by Jaikaye November 15, 2020

Cat Scan

When you grab the inside of a females thigh and can feel her heartbeat.

Connor told me he gave Michelle a Cat Scan

by mike oxhard December 23, 2020

Cat

Shane Dawson fucks this

Feel bad for the cat

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Cat

An animal that acts retarded but is actually an evil mastermind, plotting to overthrow the human race

I love my cat but I think its trying to kill me

by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 28, 2021

Cat

Cat or cats often used by drug dealers when they are referring to a junky or some drug addict

Example

Abdi : bro Phil called he said he wanted some food (drugs)

Malik : fuck him he a cat he’ll call for the same gram tomorrow
Don’t waste your time

by Merc-cls September 4, 2021