Cat

A fucking animal that lays on your keyboard and purrs

My cat is stupid

by Xhannalora Angelique Cook November 23, 2019

cat

a cat, why are you searching up a cat definition, its a cat,

Shaun: look it's a frog
stacy: it is a cat, are you mentally challenged

by chke July 15, 2023

Cat

A small, cute ninja with knifes on their hands.

The cat is stalking me again.

by yoshicat336 September 27, 2023

Cats

A race of highly intelligent animals that will takeover the world (some countries have already been taken).

People should learn to speak the cats language before they takeover.

by BigBillTheDuck February 21, 2022

cat

a super cool person that likes to play jazz and swing

Yo you heard John? That cat plays the tenor sax!

by Seannosaurus November 26, 2024

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 May 08, 2018

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018