Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

by linkslice1 June 21, 2024

Muerte Hands

Hands that appear dead or bony.

the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...

specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.

bitches that are into hands: i like your hands!

John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands

bitches that are into hands: what's that?

John Doe: hands that appear bony

by yungjesuschrist September 3, 2023

Second-hand snap

When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story

"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"

by Subsudan February 9, 2017

babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

Anxiety hands

The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".

Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."

by 404_Lost December 20, 2018

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

Second Hand Pussy

When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.

Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.

Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.

by SGboss May 15, 2023