Fucking God

It's Me. I'm a fucking God-_-

A: "And you are.. ?
B:" a fucking God. Nothing less, maybe something more.

by justasadguy July 10, 2021

Cluster Fuck

Term that is military in origin, and used to refer to officers in associated positions of power and resulting decisions that resulted in: poor decision making, emotional reactivity, increased number of casualties, and an overall sense of distrust in poorly-qualified leadership.

Currently used in popular culture to describe any situation in which: extrememly poor decisions are made for the purpose of very tired and predictable personal gain, without consideration for how decisons impact others, and an overall sense of intimidation due to lack of competence and personal responsibility by the aggresor.

Rob: "May I have permission to take a piss? Oh, and by the way, everyone is questioning your authority."

Lizzie: "No, you need to hold it for another 43 minutes and I don't care who does what. I've already thrown everyone under the bus, let's sit back and watch it unfold. I created this cluster fuck."

by DoAsISay111 September 15, 2010

Fuck Punch

A: Pulling out your penis in the middle of intercourse, punching it hard to get it throbbing, and sticking it back in to finish the job.

B: Punching the vagina during intercourse to tighten it up

C: the exact opposite of Donkey punch

Damn man, last night I gave my dick the ole "fuck punch" during sex, and she screamed like a banshee while it was throbbing inside her.

by db47203 September 22, 2010

Fresher Fuck

Older, second or third year students, or even members of the public who prey on vulnerable, very drunk freshers during freshers week

guy: I cant come out with you guys, its freshers week!
mates: You dont go to university!
guy: i know, i'm just out for a fresher fuck!

-- example 2 --

Girl: you creep, im not going anywhere near you
Guy: can you blame a guy for trying?
Girl: You are all the same, just out for a fresher fuck!
Guy: You said it sweetheart!

by jayvizzle October 10, 2009

fucking fever

When one wants to do someone else really badly. Usually, one wants to fuck lots of people, but there are exceptions.

You know when somehow has fucking fever when:
-They talk about sex a lot.
-They talk about sexing up lots of people a lot.
-They say Dr. Phil is hot.
-They express enthusiasm whenever something sexual is mentioned.

Is there a cure to this madness?
Simple answer: Not a definite one. The best thing you could do is find your friend/person who has fucking fever a partner/hot guy/hot girl and let them do each other. ...Or, you could try to tell them that sex is a natural part of life and there's nothing to giggle about when the word "penis" is mentioned. Or, you could restrain yourself from getting sexual for the rest of your life. It's your choice, really.

Kups has fucking fever because she wants to do her bffff 24/7.

by Rubs. November 21, 2004

titty fuck

When a guy fucks a girl with his dick between her tits.

Yo,fred titty fucked three girls already! Fucking hilarious!!

by who? March 19, 2005

grudge fuck

When your significant other pisses you off to the extent that you no longer want to be with them. So you fuck them one last time real good just to remind them that they just lost some good ass pussy!

Man the bitch grudge fucked me; she fucked me last night then called me this morning and told me to come get my shit outta her house!

by that #$@!^ September 22, 2010