diddy friend

A fair-weather friend who is only interested in you if you have money, prestige, or fame.

Dude's just a diddy friend. Minute my cash is gone, he's outta here.

by Redneckmama February 6, 2008

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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

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friend code

a part of the friend code is when they say no it most definitely means yes

example of friend code
friend 1: are you hooking up with you ex
friend 2: no(I'm lying btw)

by anonymous November 5, 2021

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Sweater Friends

Perky tits under a sweater.

I had my face all up in those sweater friends!

by bryan3473 September 9, 2011

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A real friend

A real friend will stay with you throughout anything, A N Y T H I N G. A real friend texts first, a real friend cares and a real friend wont leave you no matter what.

i wish i had a real friend they all left and blocked me.

thats her real friend! A real friend! I dont have any.

by adrianayournotsofavorite February 28, 2025

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