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2 + 2 = 5

Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”
Sometimes 2 + 2 = 5
-George Orwell, 1984
1949
by Jodie2025 April 22, 2019
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Level 2 Orgasm

The Level 2 Orgasm, also known as the 'Tier 2 Orgasm,' is the holy grail of male masturbation.

In essence, it is an orgasm on top of an orgasm.

"I was masturbating to kinky scene of a TV show in my bedroom when I was a teen when climaxed. As I did, I felt a strange sensation on top the pleasure of orgasm; I felt a sort of 'itch', that I was used to feeling during masturbation, and that usually ended upon climax. On this occasion, that 'itch,' however, did not abate, but instead intensified. I kept stroking, as fast and hard as I could, and within moments, I was orgasming again, despite the fact that my original orgasm had not ceased. This second orgasm was even more intense, and it was as if it was an orgasm on top of an orgasm. I couldn't believe it - it was the best orgasm I have ever had."

Always remember this one thing: If and when you have a 'Level 2,' you will know. There is no point in fooling oneself into thinking anything less than what I have described constitutes a 'Level 2.'
It's been about 10 years now, and Although I have tried, I have never since achieved a Level 2 Orgasm again. I've tried everything - every different sensitive part of my genitals, every stroke, every speed, but nothing has worked. I often find myself wondering if I'll ever experience a 'Level 2' again... In recent years, I have even felt myself come close, but alas, I always fall short of having a second, 'cumulative' orgasm on top of the first. At times I even find myself trying to convince myself a close attempt may even have been a less powerful 'Level 2'; but truthfully, I know in my heart this is not the case.
by Jensik April 14, 2017
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2¹⁰²⁴

this is the limit of some calculators, 179769313486231590772930519078902473361797697894230657273430081157732675805500963132708477322407536021120113879871393357658789768814416622492847430639474124377767893424865485276302219601246094119453082952085005768838150682342462881473913110540827237163350510684586298239947245938479716304835356329624224137216
Guy 1: Guys I calculated exact 2¹⁰²⁴!

Guy 2: what? we only have a calculator that says ∞ when it reaches the exact number
Guy 1: no joke! I used 1.999999999999999999999999999999999¹⁰²⁴
Guy 2: *calculates it* it's true! Guy 3 see this
Guy 3: what? OMG! I GOTTA TELL THE OTHERS GTG
Guys 4, 5, and 6: WOW! LET'S TELL THE OTHERS!
Neighbors: OMG!
Guys 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13: What the-
Guy 14: OMG! WHAT THE-
Baby: *surprised* GOO GOO GAGA!
Toddler: wut
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May 2

Tell the last person u message on insta they are sexy
Hi ur sexy
Hey thanks but u are 2
it’s May 2 right

Ye why
I was just joking lol
by Helpilnbbeffjd May 2, 2022
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1/2 k

When you pissed someone off in a conversation they don’t wanna give you a whole k so you get 1/2k
Bf where do you wanna go to eat

Gf idk

Bf What about Thai

Gf 1/2 k
by Dukel March 12, 2024
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#2 Pencil

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.
by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011
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