October 27th

Official Aria becomes single day

Hey, it's October 27th, do you think Aria's bf will break up with her this time or will she break up with him?

by Single for life October 27, 2022

No fuck October

You can't fuck anybody or anything at all so don't even think about it

Jack: dude did u just fuck Hannah?
Anthony: yeah why??
Jack: it's no fuck October?!

by Sorx September 7, 2022

October 7

fvck ur bsf day. have s3x with ur bsf day. give ur bsf the most toe curling eye rolling sheet gripping head theyve ever received

“omg bsf guess what day it is today!”
“uhh idk a saturday?”
“no silly its october 7th, fvck ur bsf day!”
then they fvck

by find1ngtori September 18, 2022

October 24th

National Suck Dick/Pussy Day

What day is it?
October 24th why?
Want some head😏😏

by TheDayGodd October 20, 2021

October 29

October 29th is national tell your crush you like them day! So get on up and tell them you like them.

Him: Hey did you tell John you like him?
Her: No, I’m scared he’ll reject me.

Him: Well... you have to now it’s October 29th.

Her: Dang it.

by Joeee678 October 29, 2019

October 17

National Isaiah day! Go find Isaiah and kiss or hug that lucky guy! He's so important!!!

Person 1: HAPPY ISAIAH DAY!
Isaiah: what
Person 1: you're getting a lot of hugs and kisses today :), it's October 17!
Isaiah: oh nice
Person 2: *runs at Isaiah at full speed and hugs them*

by SamChloroxine December 26, 2021

October 1st

Your mom is a hoe and she likes sucking toes day

Today is your mom is a hoe and she lokes sucking toes because its october 1st

by Shifty999 September 26, 2023