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Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.
I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!
by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025
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John Roblox

John Roblox is the ultimate gorila dude who plays TDX and TDX

and also plays TDX, and Arsenal

he also has over 1 millon Subscribers

and hates furrys

and likes Zero Two and stuff

and also is a simp
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John Roblox: Today I will be playing TDX
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John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
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Jorkin’ John Day

Today is JorkinJohn Day!
Happy Jorkin’ John Day!
by me (im not you) February 10, 2025
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by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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John Peel effect

When members of the public excuse a celebrity's crimes or immoral behaviour because they are huge fans of that celebrity, yet criticise someone else for doing exactly the same thing.

It is named after the British disc jockey, John Peel, who admitted to having sex with underage children, and who, after his death, turned out to have got a fifteen year old pregnant, and who started dating two of his wives when they were just fifteen years old. If John Peel had lived longer, he would have gone to prison, but because people like how he was a disc jockey who played interesting music, they overlook that, and there is even a stage at Glastonbury named after him. Conversely, the same people will criticise less appealing celebrities who did less bad things.
People hate Woody Allen, but love Prince who did exactly the same thing and even had a child with his adopted daughter. That's just the John Peel effect.

Sean Connery admitted that he often slapped women around the face to put them in their place, but people cried when he died - that's the John Peel effect.

There's a real John Peel effect going on with David Bowie - he's worse than Rolf Harris, but everyone still loves him.
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Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome
Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you
by Gabbanga February 12, 2025
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