John Nye

The sexiest human alive at this time. John Nye will do anything to please those he loves and is in a deep and intimate relationship with Lewis Arnold.

Wow is that John Nye!? He is gorgeous!

by SGT_James_Walton May 17, 2021

John

A big bisexual dumbo

Omg I didn't know you were a John!

by One to many Mexicans in my lif May 2, 2022

john

He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.

John Has A HUGE cock.

by leethalwilson April 12, 2019

John Carlson

a pretty cool dude

he is john carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025

John

Just straight up

John is handsome

by Cess cube November 23, 2021

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017