May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024

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<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

dipping my toes in the water

This is said when one has licked the clit a few times

ny: yeah i was only “dipping my toes in the water” a little
jesus: WOW!! SHE LET YOU LICK HER CLIT???

by NOTGRLHUSBAND September 30, 2025

grass is greener where you water it

This means that where your attention flows your energy goes.

What you pay attention to by focusing your time and life on is what will appear to grow or develop in your memory.

This is a spin off of “the grass is greener on the other side”

Hon, the grass is greener where you water it, don’t pay attention to what anyone else’s yard looks like.

by sound recollection December 2, 2025

Col. Wagner

1. a throw-er of pieces of plastic
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times

omg, Col. Wagner is soo awesome.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.

by runnergirl5100 January 27, 2005

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021