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Fucking God

It's Me. I'm a fucking God-_-
A: "And you are.. ?
B:" a fucking God. Nothing less, maybe something more.
by justasadguy July 10, 2021
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Sympathy fuck

When a girl fucks a guy she feels sorry for, like he's her cousin from the side of the family who all died in a car accident when he was 3 months old. Or like an orphan, some kid with no family. Girls have sex with a guy like this thinking it will make the guy less likely to stalk or rape, when in reality this is the sort of attention a rapist or stalker dreams of. Likelihood of heinous sex crime victimization actually increases after a sympathy fuck.
Jill felt like she was being nice and doing Jorge a favor by giving him a sympathy fuck, really Jorge was taking her for the first time of many right then, just like a Bundy or a gein.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
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average as fuck

plain jane.
average as they come.
not breaking any norms.
"That lay was average as fuck mayte"
"YOUR MUM WAS AVERAGE AS FUCK!!"
"Dont worry she is average as fuck"
by BANJKATIETANK April 19, 2008
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fucking fever

When one wants to do someone else really badly. Usually, one wants to fuck lots of people, but there are exceptions.

You know when somehow has fucking fever when:
-They talk about sex a lot.
-They talk about sexing up lots of people a lot.
-They say Dr. Phil is hot.
-They express enthusiasm whenever something sexual is mentioned.

Is there a cure to this madness?
Simple answer: Not a definite one. The best thing you could do is find your friend/person who has fucking fever a partner/hot guy/hot girl and let them do each other. ...Or, you could try to tell them that sex is a natural part of life and there's nothing to giggle about when the word "penis" is mentioned. Or, you could restrain yourself from getting sexual for the rest of your life. It's your choice, really.
Kups has fucking fever because she wants to do her bffff 24/7.
by Rubs. November 21, 2004
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Fresher Fuck

Older, second or third year students, or even members of the public who prey on vulnerable, very drunk freshers during freshers week
guy: I cant come out with you guys, its freshers week!
mates: You dont go to university!
guy: i know, i'm just out for a fresher fuck!

-- example 2 --

Girl: you creep, im not going anywhere near you
Guy: can you blame a guy for trying?
Girl: You are all the same, just out for a fresher fuck!
Guy: You said it sweetheart!
by jayvizzle October 10, 2009
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titty fuck

When a guy fucks a girl with his dick between her tits.
Yo,fred titty fucked three girls already! Fucking hilarious!!
by who? March 19, 2005
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grudge fuck

When your significant other pisses you off to the extent that you no longer want to be with them. So you fuck them one last time real good just to remind them that they just lost some good ass pussy!
Man the bitch grudge fucked me; she fucked me last night then called me this morning and told me to come get my shit outta her house!
by that #$@!^ September 22, 2010
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