Clit Shit

When a woman rubs their clit while taking a shit so that they can feel both sensations at the same time.

"Hey, have you ever had a clit shit? It's amazing"

"What's that?"

"When taking a shit, rub your clit as hard as you can, and the feeling between your legs, front and back, is out of this world"

by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

by Crusty lips August 20, 2016

shit on wings

Another term for flying fucking

Leigh-Ann: “I don’t give a flying fuck”
Charley: “well don’t don’t even give a shit on wings mate”

by Chazzy28200112 January 3, 2019

the littlest of shits

The tiniest, most microscopic amount of shits

Tony, I don’t give the littlest of shits about you.

by Animalcrackers123 July 16, 2018

shit oaisis

The isolated, clean bathroom at work that always has lots of toilet paper and soundproof walls.

Dude, I totally destroyed the shit oaisis after last night’s enchiladas.

by DryDriver January 19, 2019

G shit

Gangsta Shit

Greg - This shit pullin'
Tommy - G shit

Fred - Its cold as hell outside
Tommy - G shit , i was just out there

by swexwil October 8, 2021

shy shits

bowel movement that does not want to get out when one is sitting down taking a shit, thus giving the perception that the shit is too shy to leave the rectum.

It is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.

Boss: What is the deal Thomas? Late for the third time this week!

Thomas: (Nervous and with no eye contact)Sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy shits.

Boss: (grabbing Thomas' shouler facing him)Well dont we all.

Both laugh

by mainbwana March 17, 2011