spread it like peanut butter jelly

v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.

E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!

by VisualizeIt August 24, 2015

driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 7, 2017

Your girlfriend look like my mom

Some shit Tyler the creator said

"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler

by lizardcult April 8, 2020

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

Just like those streets in Philly

A lite hearted remark made to comment on someone being one-way , or only thinking of themself. A reference to how many streets in Philidelphia (and other cities) are one-way.

**Philly may be replaced with any city that has one-way streets**

"You are just like those streets in Philly, you could have offered me some coffee."

by A.Melon July 24, 2008

one day feels like three autumns

a chinese idiom that is used when you miss someone so much,
one day feels as long as three years.

When I'm without you one day feels like three autumns

by cakeloufornia May 18, 2015

You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Dead or Alive's dizzying disco-pop hit from their 1984 album Youthquake.

Sampled in Flo Ripoff - err... Flo Rida's Right Round.

Lyrics:
If I
I get to know your name
Well I
Could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
I want some well I (want some)
I set my sights on you
And no one else will do
And I
Just got to have my way now baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I
I got to be your friend now, baby
And I
Would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I want your love
I want your love

You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I want your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I need your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

You Spin Me RoundYou Spin Me Round (Like a Record)1984YouthquakeDead or AlivePete Burns

by Nukleopatra July 19, 2009