New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky

Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"

by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024

Life

Life is something we never asked for.
Life is a bitch.

"omg bro you're such a life!"

by icrythatsit November 2, 2021

Life

Is Roblox

Person: What's the meaning of life?
Dj Khaled: Life is Roblox

by Snowyy808 July 22, 2023

Life scrubbing

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all life's problems and/ or troubles

why is ashely taking so long to shower?
Leave her alone she is life scrubbing

by Kandy apples April 6, 2016

life

its a curse

life is a curse

by Demonic_Duck May 14, 2019

LIFE

RULE#9 <(Rule 35)>
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...

RUN LIFE IS COMING.

by KyleC.. May 21, 2018

Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.

He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023