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jack robbed

A very violent robbery. Combination of hijacking and robbery.
"If you stay here you won't get jack robbed like you would at Kean"
by GME April 21, 2014
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disco jack

Disco Jack & Coke: Jack Daniels, Coke and crushed ice.
Disco Jack & Ginger: Jack Daniels, Gingerale and crushed ice.
by pinewoodsocial_lover April 28, 2014
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The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
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wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014
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cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
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Jumpy Jacks

Not to be confused with Jumping Jacks, a drinking game in which the player has to take five shots of Jack Daniels and do ten Jumping Jacks in between shots.

Can be played with multiple people as a race
P1: It's my 21st birthday, ass-nose!
P2: Let's go to Skippy's for a good night!
P1: Hell yeah!
(Two hours later)
P2: I'm fucking wrecked after those Jumpy Jacks!
P1: Yeah, my lungs hurt from the Jumpy and my stomach hurts from the Jack.
by GNACK June 24, 2014
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Jack

A british jackass that annoys the fuck out of others, also known as Anon, will most likely lurk underneath your bed requesting to play video games
"That guy is such a Jack, look at him,"
"Oh yeah, he called me his m8 one day"
"he called me a faggot"
by stitchez July 7, 2014
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